But You're Older Than My Dad!

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"The nice thing about young straight guys is that they respond well to authority figures - it's the wolf pack mentality.  So when they need a job and some creeper tries to stick it in, they usually let him. As a professional creeper, I have a few rules of thumb.  First, once they have all their clothes off, it's a fuck-ton easier to cop a feel.  That's why it's best to start with a photoshoot and reel them in until they are naked and on a bed or a couch.  Once a dude is hard, if you grab his cock, he'll have mixed feelings that will benefit you in the long run.  Although he thinks you are a fucking creeper, the sensation feels good - he will let you 99% of the time.  Second rule of thumb: If he lets you eat out his ass, he will definitely let you fuck him.  Once you've crossed that line and had some intimate time with a guy's hole, it's all cake from that point on.  Third, compliment the hell out of them and they will probably do anything you want.  The younger generation is vain and attention-seeking.  All these guys get tricked into gay sex with a guy older than their dad, but whose fault is that, exactly?  It's almost too easy."